September 21, 2023


Elegant Food

REVIEW: Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn

3 min read

Soccer season is again child!! For many of us, this implies preventing off the Sunday scares with wing specials, shitty beer, maddening fantasy soccer outcomes and shedding half of your wage betting on the over. And when you’re actually doing it proper, hopefully going to a dwell recreation and a killer tailgate social gathering.

In case your thought of tailgate is a cooler stuffed with a chilly beer, the corporate of your most rambunctious mates, some cornhole and scrumptious meals sizzling off the grill, then properly… you don’t work for Brach’s.

Brach’sidea of tailgate is fruit punch and sizzling canine flavored sweet corn.

Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

Oh, Lord have mercy with this new Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn, accessible completely at Walgreen’s.

Obtained a barf bag prepared? The featured flavors on this combine are:

  • Fruit Punch
  • Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Popcorn
  • Scorching Canine
  • Hamburger

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

From left to proper:

Vanilla Ice Cream: I used to be optimistic this one was presupposed to be popcorn as a result of I assumed the yellow base was for butter, however nope! It’s both to symbolize a waffle cone or that anyone took a piss in your vanilla ice cream. This one is usually non-offensive. It tastes like sweet corn with out the sweet corn taste, if that is sensible? (It doesn’t!)

Fruit Punch: Spoiler alert – that is the one one I favored. It tastes like Kool-Help and is the closest factor to precise in the whole bag.

Popcorn: Once more, I assumed this one was presupposed to be the vanilla ice cream as a result of it’s principally plain white. It was the primary one I ate and it was like whenever you attain for a sip of milk at breakfast however by chance seize the orange juice, and quickly wish to vomit since you suppose you’re ingesting probably the most spoiled milk you’ve ever consumed. As soon as I re-calibrated my mind I spotted it tastes just like the Butter Popcorn Jelly Stomach jelly bean, which additionally occurs to style like ass.

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

Scorching Canine: The excellent news is that it doesn’t style like a sizzling canine. The unhealthy information is that it tastes like a smoky dish rag. A Lunchables Scorching Canine that you just dropped in the bathroom could be considerably higher than this one. Completely vile.

Hamburger: The one good factor I can say about that is that it’s not as unhealthy as sizzling canine. The opposite factor I’ll say is, “F*ck you, Brach’s.”

Burning Questions:

  1. Why do you retain doing this to your self? I ask myself this day-after-day.
  2. Why do they maintain making meat-flavored sweet? Brach’s gonna Brach.
  3. Why am I going to purchase this anyway? As a result of we’re each freaks.

Place of Buy: Walgreen’s (Unique)

Ranking: Horrible out of 10

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