January 30, 2023


Elegant Food

REVIEW: Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

3 min read

Do you know that there have been rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes have been created to discourage America to stop masturbating?

Whereas these rumors aren’t straight true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of abstinence from all sexual exercise and did encourage a bland food regimen as one means to discourage masturbatory urges), Kellogg’s now has some flakes that would have the other impact…

Introducing some new Frosted Flakes that, relying on how excited you get about meals, would possibly encourage you to masturbate!

Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes & Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Kellogg's Cinnamon French Toast & Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

For the love of God get ahold of your self!

Say hi there to Kellogg’s Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes and Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes! Acknowledging absolutely that plain corn sucks and masturbating guidelines, the brand new Frosted Flakes are doused in sugary goodness with model new, thrilling flavors. Get these napkins prepared!! (For the milk, you pervert.)

Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes are actually “higher than ever” too, however no one’s masturbating over that.

This assessment is a part of a collection. Right this moment’s Frosted Flakes assessment is:

Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

In keeping with Kellogg’s, Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes have a ripe, juicy strawberry taste coupled with wealthy, creamy notes that turns the milk in your bowl a enjoyable, vibrant pink!

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

So far as strawberry-flavored cereals go, that is positively one of the strongly-flavored I’ve ever had. It’s additionally one of the synthetic, however fortunately it’s that gooood form of synthetic. Tremendous candy, Strawberry-Nesquiky… nearly every little thing you’d need in a breakfast cereal.

Along with that signature “frosted” taste, I suppose it does style a little extra “milkshake” than another strawberry cereals. However nothing loopy.

Kellogg's Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

However you understand what does assist it style extra like a milkshake? Milk!

I actually really feel that Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes is a type of cereals that’s really elevated in milk. Some cereals may have their taste wash away, however I didn’t discover that to be the case right here. And I assumed that the creamy notes and dairy ingredient actually made that strawberry taste cereal play up in direction of “strawberry milkshake.” This most likely received’t be as true in case you use a non-dairy various (particularly one which isn’t significantly creamy), so select your milk properly.

Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes

Once they say it turns the milk a “enjoyable, vibrant pink”, they’re by some means each underselling it and telling a lie on the similar time. It’s principally Pepto Bismol, which in my expertise, isn’t enjoyable in any respect.

In abstract, Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes are scrumptious and should lead you to some unsavory locations on the Web.

Burning Questions:

  1. Cereal makes you masturbate?! No surprise I can’t sto — No, it’s not the cereal.
  2. What’s so unhealthy about masturb — Nothing, carry on keepin’ on.
  3. Thanks, I’ve to go. Have enjoyable!

Place of Buy: Despatched to me by Kellogg’s (Thanks guys! I wager you’re not thrilled with the tone of this text!)

Score: 8 out of 10

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